Well, la-di-da, Brothers and Sisters. I pick up this morning's Boston Herald, and what do I see?
Seems as though my caseworker at the Department of Labor, Francis X. Gilbert a/k/a "Mr. Integrity" got busted yesterday for possession with intent to distribute. A bag of H and a monogrammed syringe nice touch, guy surfaced in his cubicle at the DOL offices, after an anonymous caller tipped off building security about a "party pack" in Gilbert's desk drawer.
As they were hauling him away in cuffs, Gilbert apparently declared that the evidence was planted, and he'll be vindicated in a court of law. "I've been framed!" Gilbert insisted on his perp walk. "And I have a pretty good idea who did it." Right, dude. Whatever. Blame everybody but The Monkey. Life's a bitch, innit?
And I suppose the six marijuana plants that police found in earthenware pots on your enclosed back patio those were, uh, planted, too? Heh heh.
Open letter from Phutatorius, World Leader Ascendant, to F.X. Gilbert: kiss my lily-white butt, G-man! No one's buying your Joe Friday, Elliot (sp.?) Ness schtick anymore, are they? Turns out you're not just a user, you're a trafficker. Ouch. You're out jacked up on horse in your off-hours, peddling gateway drugs to God-knows-whose teenage kids, and here all I was doing was helping to instill some discipline into some poor Mexican families with dreams.
Joke's on you, pig. And to think just three days ago you turned up your nose at the Cabinet-level Minister of Labor Conditions gig I was offering. Hell of a negotiator you are.